The formula for finding “love” on a reality TV show.

If you want to make money, real easy and get your 15 minutes of fame, follow this process and you will achieve your goals.

Now I received my B.A in media and television and what I am about to say in no way reflects my academic degree. This is just what I see in the reality TV world today and it makes no sense to me.

Now, in order to make it on to a reality show you have to have SOME of these characteristics below:

Some of these may be offensive and if you take it that way… So what!!!!!!!

1. Loud and or obnoxious.
2. The ability to prove that you really love someone with in 3-4 weeks.
3. Be willing to live in a house with 20 strangers who are more than likely nasty  and have no home training.
4. Willing is tongue kiss an individual who just kissed 10 people before you.
5. Willing to have ALL your business aired on television and have it altered to MTV or VH1’s satisfaction.
6. Willing to compete in outrageous and sometimes demeaning competitions for a date with possibly an unattractive individual.
7. Willing to confess that you love someone on national television and make a fool out of yourself when they are “interacting” with someone else two seconds later.
8. Willing to show your go to jail card. Otherwise, willing to show that you are so violent that you will F@*k someone up on the show if they get in the way of your “love”.

After you have reviewed these characteristics and think that you are capable, then you should apply and make it on to a show and display these characteristics on national television. After you have made it to the 5^th or 6^th episode then you should be a great candidate for an up and coming MTV or VH1 spin-off in the form of your own show (if you’re lucky) or a competition show for money.

Where you can continue to embarrass yourself, but hey what wouldn’t you do for love or money.

HOLY shit that should be a show! I will pitch the idea. If ya’ll steal it, I got proof that I said it first.

Here are some references to some sites for up and coming casting of shows.

HollywoodCasting.org

www.realitywanted.com/

www.mtv.com/ontv/castingcall/

www.realityshowcastingcalls.com

www.realitytvcastingcall.com

GOOD LUCK GUYS! IF YOU DO MAKE IT BECAUSE OF MY FORMULA… GIVE ME CREDIT!!!!!!